Saturday, December 31, 2011

Here Come The Claws

Thank the heavens, FINALLY, something interesting happened. Somewhere between the fifty RUSSELL AND KATY SPLIT articles and watching paint dry, Michael K pulled a little gem out of his no-no that will make all of our black hearts smirk with satisfaction. Celebitchy reports that the World Bitch Slap Championship has been scheduled at the Golden Globe Awards, and the headliners are Angelina Jolie and Madonna. I usually avoid the celebs-slobbering-on-themselves awards shows like LeAnn Rhimes avoids a cheeseburger, but suddenly the GGs are sparking my interest.
This battle has been brewing for awhile. Back in 2006, when Madonna adopted her son David, Angie threw shade all over her ass in an interview where she said “Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where (David) was born. It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.” Hahaha that Angie, always making jokes. Apparently Angie didn't like Madge muscling in on her save the children territory, and thought her copy-cat ass should stick to thrusting her memaw crotch in time to her music. Anyway, the bad blood has continued to flow between these two in a passive-aggressive death by a thousand cuts fest since then.
Guy Ritchieand Brad Pitt were really good friends and hung out every chance they got. So that brings us to the Golden Globes, where Madonna's W.E. has gotten nods for music and technical awards and Angelina's In the Land of Blood and Honey has a Best Foreign Film nomination. It will be the first time the two are nose job to cheek implant. God please, if you will seat them at adjoining tables, I will never smoke weed again!!! Okay, only on days ending in Y. I swear though, I will give it up permanently if MK drunk blogs and it goes a little something like this.
Interestingly, the two have never met, although Madonna's ex 
 
Angelina Jolie insists Madonna knew she would run into trouble by adopting a baby from Malawi – because of the country’s uncertain adoption laws.
‘The Good Shepherd’ actress – who has given homes to two underprivileged children, five-year-old Maddox and Zahara, 23 months – says Madonna was open to criticism and problems because Malawi has no set guidelines for such cases.
She is quoted by Britain’s New magazine: “Madonna knows very well that she adopted from a country without legal adoption, so it was an unusual situation.”
Angelina – who also has a seven-month-old biological daughter Shiloh Nouvel with her partner Brad Pitt – insists she will not make the same mistake as Madonna next time she welcomes an unwanted child into her home.
She said: “I don’t anticipate that being a problem for me because I don’t intend to adopt a child from a country where there is no legal adoption.”
source : azcentral

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